Centipedes: how to rassle 'em

I've become something of an expert on this. Dealing with centipedes, I mean. Here you go: 6 easy steps!

  • Give customary screech of surprise upon first encounter.
  • Leave room to obtain running shoe with which to kill the intruder.
  • Return ... slowly. Slowly, slowly, slowwwwwwly.
  • Gaze upon location where sighting took place. By now, Centipede will have scurried away to some invisible new hiding place. (They DO have 100 legs, after all...)
  • Rejoice! Smile, celebrate, do a happy dance. Another centipede encounter has been survived!! :) :) :)  You have triumphed yet again!!!
  • Pat self on back, & get on with day...

 

Janet :)

'Quote of the day' with this post:

4 Rules for Life

  • Show up.
  • Pay attention.
  • Tell the truth.
  • Don’t be attached to the results.

Angeles Arrien, U.S. teacher, author (1940 – )

Runner-up for Q. of the day:

“The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.” – Kahlil Gibran